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Why people need line books

Situation: Remembrance Sunday, in the church service. A female cadet is very unimpressed at being made to leave her beret on.
Cadet: 'But why?'
Me: 'Because all women leave their hats on in church'
Cadet looks around. Not one woman is wearing a hat (On closer inspection one was... a black furry... thing)
Me: 'Just do as you're told!'

Score one for the coherent application of intelligent argument there...